THERE IS NOTHING TO PLAN

I once believed that manifestation required religious daily affirmations, visualizing with precise clarity, and feeling my desired outcome in advance. I even categorized and color-coded my wishes and dreams. I felt I had to force my visions as I couldn’t trust in divine intelligence to have grant wishes…. I had to WORK for them. 

Those desires often did come to fruition, only they rarely brought me great joy and always came at a price. I now see that all of this was necessary for a time, but the varsity move is to surrender to the flow of what life so perfectly orchestrates for each of us. Does a flower force its destiny? No, it grows and flowers with perfection. 

I now work with only what I’m calling ‘Ultimate Goals’. These are your BIG plans and highest visions for your life. Note that it’s best they not be things, but feelings rather. It now seems my only job is to calibrate to my UGs once a day, then allow the unseen forces to present me with the next best course of action. There is nothing to plan, only to receive. 

What are MY Ultimate Goals? After much consideration I have chosen these 5. Please feel free to adopt that as your own. My UGs are your UGs (:

Health: For without it, we have nothing. 

Abundance: Life is much more fun when you’re not stressing to make ends meet. 

Joy: Cause that sh*t feels good! 

Love: Every heart longs to give, receive and to feel it. 

Fulfillment: Each of us came to this Earth with a mission, and nothing is more satisfying than to live it.

Each without condition, with Ease and Grace.

What are yours?

 

I Wish You Everything,

Hayley

THE SEX/CREATIVITY/ABUNDANCE EXPERIMENT- part 2

Be warned, I’m getting personal again.

Last week I attempted to prove that sex is an awesome way to break through creativity and abundance barriers, because they’re all connect in the second chakra (for more, read: http://bit.ly/2q3ewvT). My theory took more structure when last week I pushed the boundaries of my known, what feels safe and secure, and explored unchartered sexual territory. What exactly was done isn’t important to the point being made.

The very next day, my entire career shifted. NO exaggeration when I tell you that a former self died and gave way to a new incarnation of my earthly mission. Within hours I decided that I no longer wanted an event space, or to produce any material products. Instead stepping into a new role as a teacher and leader in the realms of healing and happiness through writing, speaking, and whatever forms the God program chooses for my service.

As for abundance, 1.5 days later I received a call from an old investment letting me know they’d received a Bernie Madoff settlement and were looking to pay me out. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I’D LOST MONEY IN THE B.M SCANDAL????!!!! WTF? I’ll tell you wtf: Abundance is purely energetic and life is pure magic.

Have enlightening sex, align with your authentic self/ mission, and get payed for doing nothing but having a little courage!!!

Biiiiig F*ck Ya’,

Hayley Starr

WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE A QUEEN (OR KING)

I meditate weekly, diving deep on a specific intention/question. Yesterday, I asked what held me back from motherhood and this is the golden nugget received:

“Fear. You are afraid that your life will no longer be yours. THAT is the illusion, thinking that your life is your OWN, but you are a part of the collective and your life is in service. Whether on your mission to bring forth clarity and truth or in your personal life as a partner or mother, your life is not designed to be your own and you are not designed to think of yourself as an individual. YOU ARE PUBLIC PROPERTY. (So is everybody else, incidentally)

You and your friends call yourselves Queens in jest, but you should know what that truly means. To be a Queen is to govern, care for and guide your people. It is your responsibility to make certain your kingdom is fed, working and happy. To hear their cries, answer to their needs and advance your civilization. As a Queen you carry far more responsibility than the average person.

A Queen/King who is all about her/himself and her/his own needs will fail and will fall; look to what famously happened to Marie Antoinette and countless others who've been overthrown. THIS is the old paradigm: those who are greedy, only advancing themselves and their circles, no matter the cost to majority, to the planet itself or its creatures.

We are all public property, and designed to advance the greatest good.

Go forth,
TEAM GOD”

LET'S ALL STOP EATING ANIMALS!!!

A miracle has occurred: my blood work came back normal!! For years the same few things were off: cholesterol, white blood count, vitamin D and B, mercury toxicity, and a few others. ALL are now in normal range. What changed? I stopped eating animals. 

 

Only thing off was my TSH. Any suggestions?

 

Mine to you: stop eating meat! 

Better for everyone, especially the animals :D

 

Love,

Healthy Hayley

WHY WOMEN MAY BE JEALOUS OF ME…

Women seem to have taken issue with me recently. They never did before. What changed? I was once a girl’s girl, but now I also love men. What brought about this change? I’ve read and listened to everything by Alison Armstrong who so brilliantly explains that men are not hairy women behaving badly, they’re MEN, with their very own set of rules and needs. She has taught me their unspoken language, what drives and motivates them... it’s so much more beautiful then I ever knew!

My relationship to every man has shifted. No longer the enemy, I see them as wonderful creatures to appreciate and love…. and in return they love and appreciate me! Crazy concept!!! My guess is that this upsets women because they too long for loving relationships with men. Here’s what I say to that: there’s no more room for haters on this planet, we’re chock full of em’… read everything by Alison Armstrong and let’s all get along.

Men, this goes for you too. She has books and courses that explain the ladies with beautiful clarity. I’ve listened to those as well and been so pleased to better understand myself and unconscious motivations.

The day is soon coming when we all love and understand each other!!!

Counting the seconds,
Hayley Starr

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SEX/CREATIVITY/ABUNDANCE EXPERIMENT- Part 1

There is a Universal Law that states that when dealing with trifectas (examples: body/mind/soul or conscious/subconscious/superconscious), if you work with one, the other two will surely follow. Work with two, and the third has no choice!

It dawned on me last night that sexuality, creativity and money are all ruled by your second energy point, located in your pelvic area. What a trifecta!! Law applied: if you’re not making enough money, work on your sexual relationships. If you need to be more creative, work on your abundance skills. If business is failing or you can’t get lucky, dig into your creativity!

I’m going to get personal with you to make a point…
While having some awesome sex recently, it was brought to my attention that each time I was about to climax, I would abruptly stop the process. My brain started to compute the DIRECT correlation between this sexual habit and my business habits - each time I gain momentum in my projects and am about to ‘go big’, I short-circuit and sabotage the entire deal. This is what we call an ‘Upper Limit Problem’. (Read ‘The Big Leap’ for more on this)

So I’ve found the direct correlation, now it must be proven in practice. How fuuuuun! Wouldn’t it be radical if orgasm was both the green light for my creative muses and the abundance Gods? 
Oh!!! The perfection of the simulation…

We So Lucky,
*Hayley Starr*

HOW I PRAY AND RECEIVE

I’ve written about this many times, but it begs repeating because I’ve gotten SO good at it: prayer is where it’s at!!! You wanna manifest? Learn to pray. You need help, pray. Addicted, pray. Got a cold, pray. 20 years in, I’m telling you, without an iota of doubt - prayer is the answer to your fullest potential.

Once again, here are the steps that work for me:

1- Decide what you want
2- Feel it, see it, like you can touch it
3- Declare it “with Ease and Grace, and for the greatest good of all concerned”
3- BE THANKFUL FOR IT IN ADVANCE
4- Let go of ALL attachment
5- Be patient and enjoy the ride to your wish

I pray for everything: joy, happiness, meals, flowers, upgrades, roadkill, friendships, beauty, the effectiveness of my service, traffic jams, the planet, healing... I often ask others what they’re praying for, and then I pray for those things too. I pray for EVERYTHING.

That’s it… I’ll remind you(me) again soon!

Love,
Hayley Starr

ON PRIVILEDGE

PLEASE DON'T CALL ME 'PRIVILEDGED'. THE WORD IMPLIES AN ACCIDENTAL FORTUNE OR DUMB LUCK. NEITHER ARE TRUE! I HAVE BEEN IN DEDICATED SERVICE TO LOVE, ACRUING KARMA, BOTH IN THIS LIFETIME AND COUNTLESS OTHERS. NOT PRIVILEDGES... BLESSED. 

💜

 

The following was a response/question that someone sent in response to the above statement, as well as my response:

Q: How does this idea apply to the kids born in Syria today? Just bad karma from a past life?

A: My first reaction is to point out that my statement is fundamentally unrelated to yours. I am speaking of the urban definition of a word (privilege) that is thrown around a lot in my circles. Look, I could say something about the color white, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t believe in the rainbow.

I will gladly answer your question, but be warned that you may not like it: I do believe that EVERY SINGLE SOUL has chosen their life. Maybe y(our) assumption is that ‘bad’ or ‘poor’ wasn’t the intention or an accident… That somehow God made a mistake. My direct experience is that God does not make mistakes.

What if the ‘mistake’ is precisely what that person needs? I was sexually abused as a young child. It has made me a fierce woman, and driven me to empower children and women with my work. It also froze a part of me that has remained childlike, I am now able inspire children because I understand how they see the world.

No mistakes.

From where we sit, being poor and uncomfortable is a curse that no one would ever choose, but that is a judgment on that soul’s choice. Every one of us has enlisted in a never-ending game of cycles, and the mission is to experience every single emotion until you enlighten… then start all over again. That said, I understand that it’s hard to bypass this belief when speaking of defenseless children, animals or the environment, as they seem powerless against adult humanity’s insanity.

However, my wealth and abundance does not make another person poor, unless it does and therein lies one of our Earth’s real problems: when those who have more don’t turn around and share their findings and abundance with others. We are in this together as one, we are here to help each other rise, to teach each other, and there is plenty for all.

No one moves beyond this dimension until all do. 
So, let’s get to work!!

TEAM GOD

There is a team of angels and guides devoted to each human who is being. Yes, you have such a team! Especially you. It’s true. I can waste my time trying to convince you, or you can take a leap of faith and trust in me and my 25 years of intergalactic travels. Or not. But for those willing and ready to remember something ‘new’, read on…

Over New Years in Tulum this year, the question of Who is actually guiding me became front and center. While reading a book called the ‘Surrender Experiment’, I wondered who it was that I was actually surrendering to. As I understand it, God is FAR too big of a presence to directly engage with me, I would obliterate in the presence of that much love. 

Each time I come back from either a ceremony, meditation, breathwork or sometimes even dreams, I find myself referring to ‘They’, recounting things like “They showed me the essence of who I really am”, “They helped me renegotiate my life contract”, “They told me to be patient,”… It’s always a THEY, but who are these Theys? 

I had a flash thought: what if my life wasn’t JUST my life to be lived? What if, like the director of a movie, I’d been chosen to lead this particular lifetime, but in actuality I had a WHOLE TEAM of specialists who’d come on to this project I call ‘My Life’. Here I am trying to control every aspect of my life, when I have devoted team of specialists trying desperately to lighten my load. 

It would be like a director hiring a whole set and cast, then trying to act, do wardrobe, lighting and every other job on his multi-million dollar movie. THAT WOULD BE INSANITY! And yet that’s what I/we do. Not only all that, but from where They sit there is full access to the millions of possibilities and a detached enough, ego-less perspective to choose what would ACTUALLY be best for me. 

I meditated deeply on this and ’Team God’ explained that the success of my life is equally as important to their karma as it is to mine, that we’re a team, and that I’m stifling the gifts of abundance with my controlling ways.  They asked me to surrender and allow Them to help guide this beautiful life of ours. 

My one concern was that while their way may be the most effective, it’s not always the most pleasant. I agreed to surrender if They promised to unfold this life with ease and grace, and lots and lots of love. They’ve agreed and I’m happy to report that my life has taken on more magic and wild fortuitous turns in the past month than I’ve ever know. 

So that’s that. Guides are real. Guides are invested. Trisha says they feed off our gratitude and joy. So do more of that and ask for their help, and be sure to add this sentence to your prayers “By divine selection and divine right. With Ease and Grace. So it is.”

And so it will be.

 

Love,

Hayley Starr

HOW I DO BREAKUPS...

Check out this interview I did for Mend about how I handle breakups, relationships and other heart stuff! Read full article here.

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Hayley Starr is the powerhouse role model everyone needs. She is an artist, fashion designer, entrepreneur, writer and all-around creative who is known for her collection of otherworldly products including psychedelic paintings, activist t-shirts and funky jewelry. As an advocate of enlightened living, Hayley opened a collaborative space in Venice, called the Quest, which is used as a boutique, art gallery and event space. 

Hayley generously opened up to us about how creativity and self-care helped her heal post-heartbreak. You can check out Hayley's  site or follow her on Instagram here  for more from this inspiring artist!

 

If you think back to the first time you were heartbroken, what advice would you give to that younger version of yourself?

"Feel it, gurl! Feel every single emotion. Hold nothing back, especially tears. Feeling the emotion is the only way through!"

What has heartbreak taught you about yourself?

"Strength, but also that it’s most often not about the other person, but about a reflection of something I need to learn about myself. When something hurts that badly, you can rest assured that it’s a deep wound that’s calling to you for your attention."

 

What are your rituals during a breakup? What things/practices/people helped you mend?

"Self care, asking myself what I need and then following through. A spa treatment? A weekend away by myself? With the girls? Always reach out to your girls! Call on them and tell them you need their help. Your girls know you and have your best interest at heart; they’ve also likely seen you through other breakups and can see the patterns when your broken heart causes you amnesia."

Thinking back to breakups you’ve had, did you have any breakup vices (checking your ex’s Insta, etc) and how do you conquer them?

"Smoking, alcohol, food. I realized that these vices were only stuffing the feeling down further, making it harder to reach… and if feeling the feeling gets you back through to the other side to joy, then anything holding you back from feeling must be eliminated."

 

What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned about love so far in your life?

"That Love is one of the most important reasons you’re here on this planet. Heaven is pure love, and in a realm where you’re given the choice to love or to fear, choosing to love with an open heart gets you closer and closer to the experience of Heaven, while on Earth. Fear brings you closer to the imaginary experience of hell. When breaking up, there are so many fears: Will I ever meet anyone as good as they were? YES, without fail, every single person you date next will be better than the previous one. Am I lovable? Of course you are!!! Duh!!!! Am I destined to be alone forever? Oh silly! Of course NOT."

Do you think exes can be friends? Do you stay friends with your exes on social media?

"Absa-freaking-lutely and yes. I am friends with every ex but one. As a matter of fact, I’m not just friends with most, I am BEST friends with nearly all of them (that is admittedly coming from a woman with 22 best friends), if they’ll allow me. Some men have a hard time staying friends. That’s ok, I respect it."

 

What keeps your heart open, despite the heartbreaks you’ve had in your life?

"Trust and faith that as I work through my problems and layers of emotional complexity, that I experience more joy and an open heart. Think about this for a minute: Breakups are where most of your growing occurs, and to meet the best partner you need to be your best self. How do you get to your best self? You do the work on yourself! And again, where does that come from? LOVE, BREAKUPS AND HEARTACHES!!! If there’s truly only meant to be one partner for you, that means that by plain and simple deduction, you’ve got a lot of frogs to kiss. Embrace relationships no matter how long they last. Be thankful for what that person showed you about yourself. Mend and find another and if it happens again, thank that person too! Each gets you closer."

What projects are you currently working on, and looking forward to most?

"So many, they are countless. I make clothes, jewelry, I paint and draw. I have a blog where I talk about things like this, and an event space in Venice, CA. I’m writing a kids story that I pray will be made into a movie one day! Check it all out here."

CO-EMPOWERMENT

I’m going to write something that may strike a cord, but I think it's important to consider: It's not the women who need empowering, women are just fine, we get it... it's the men who need our help! For if a man were fully healed, he would never consider paying her less, let alone abusing her in any way. Women have Moon Circles... I wanna see some men's Sun Circles!!! (and let's do them at The Quest)

You may not know this, but thousands of years ago matriarchy was the norm. Fine for a time, but inevitably there was an uprising- men didn't feel valued or heard, so they used their force to gain control. It was their turn. #cycles be cycles.

Now it is time to lead together. This is not about saving women, this is about saving everyone... and teaching those who are lost, how to love and be loved... every last one.

❤️  👩  👑  👱  ❤️

 

Sunday Thoughts,

Hayley Starr Keenan

 

PS Only JUST understand the full meaning of this 2003 sketch I did :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Today marks exactly 37 Earth twirls around the Sun. What a beautiful adventure!! The parents, the family, the friends, the timing... all perfect, all Divine. I can tell you without hesitation that I have never been happier, my heart has never felt so much joy or been so open. Birds in the sky, you know how I feel.

 

Joy is ours. Every day, It and dear Love try to find us. We need only be open to receive. Today my prayer is that every person who reads this should feel them both; and that for a moment, you allow me to be your source. I have soooo much of both to give. Embedded within these words I have written intention code that will mainline a burst of Love and Joy directly into your heart. Close your eyes, take it in... It’s downloading now. Kaboom!!! Sparkles!!!… Did you feel it??

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     ✨  💥  ✨

✨  💥  💗  💥  ✨ 

      ✨  💥  ✨

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Ecstatic to be here, to know you, and to be me,

Hayley Starr 🌈

A MASTERS IN LOVE

The purpose is to choose Love in a realm where you’re given the option not to...

I’ve nearly mastered self-Love, that one took years. Next, I turned my Love to friends in the form of loyalty and support, and feel I’ve done quite well with that. I’ve gathered, through my few encounters with romantic Love, that it itself embodies a unique flavor and color. I’ve also witnessed that the Love of a child seems to be an entirely unique facet of Love that I look forward to experiencing one day.

I’m now seeing love as a palette of colors and flavors and I want to be a master and connoisseur of them all. The mission seems clear: We’re on Earth to get our Masters in Love. I notice that on this Earth plane, choosing joy and love doesn’t always come easily! I have experienced higher realms and they share one distinct similarity: Love is pretty much all there is… lovely but boring! In this incarnation we’ve chosen a plane that allows us to choose Love OR fear. Only that fear is an illusion, but it sure does make for a fun game!

It’s important to note that we will be given endless opportunities to choose Love, and when we finally opt out of a fear cycle, and do choose Love, the Heavens and all its angels celebrate it as a victory for all! So, if (the state of) Heaven is Love, then the formula should be obvious: the more Love is chosen here, the closer to experiencing Heaven we shall be. Choose love, connect with others, be an example of Love- a Master of Love! Be grateful for the chance to play, and even more so to the tireless powers that make it possible for you!

MY 2017 GOALS

~To flow and surrender to my Divine Plan, then to have the courage to choose what’s presented.

~Humility. I’m such a f*cking know-it-all!

~Deep kindness, patience and compassion for all.

~To be a little more like my friends Katie SimonIrina LazarJustin Time and Sandy Hill.

~To take my rightful place as a teacher, queen, healer, and prism.

~To release vices and accept my current state.

~To experience true generosity and abundance, not just as it suits me.

~To be 95% vegan. And should I eat animal products, only farm raised/wild caught, well-fed and humanely killed. To pray each time in thanks. Without exception.

~To stop dictating my desires when I meditate, and instead listen to God’s message for me that day.

~To be a Master of Love in all its forms. To give my Love freely and without condition.

~To stop trying to grow all the time and to start spending/enjoying my life currency, for I am rich as Rockefeller! (ty Sandy)

~To be Time’s best friend ever!!!

~To feminize.

Yay 2017!!!,

Hayley*

⋆☽ "SONG OF THE FLOWER" ☾⋆

(image by Mysticmama.com)

A beautiful person just sent me these beautiful lyrics: 

 

⋆☽ "SONG OF THE FLOWER" ☾⋆

☆ Khalil Gibran, 1914 ☆

 

I am a kind word uttered and repeated

By the voice of Nature;

I am a star fallen from the

Blue tent upon the green carpet.

I am the daughter of the elements

With whom Winter conceived;

To whom Spring gave birth; I was

Reared in the lap of Summer and I

Slept in the bed of Autumn.

 

At dawn I unite with the breeze

To announce the coming of light;

At eventide I join the birds

In bidding the light farewell.

 

The plains are decorated with

My beautiful colors, and the air

Is scented with my fragrance.

 

As I embrace Slumber the eyes of

Night watch over me, and as I

Awaken I stare at the sun, which is

The only eye of the day.

 

I drink dew for wine, and hearken to

The voices of the birds, and dance

To the rhythmic swaying of the grass.

 

I am the lover’s gift; I am the wedding wreath;

I am the memory of a moment of happiness;

I am the last gift of the living to the dead;

I am a part of joy and a part of sorrow.

 

But I look up high to see only the light,

And never look down to see my shadow.

This is wisdom which man must learn.

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WORKING WITH UNSEEN FORCES

Something big has come through and I’m to share it with you: Manifesting does not occur on this plane, or rather, it can, but takes a great deal of time, effort and will. The quickest, most effective way to create something, be it a need or desired outcome, is ‘on the other side’.

What does this mean? It means prayer. Ya, not sexy to some, but it’s a truth. Prayer comes in many forms like meditation, visualization, affirmation, chanting, and general conversations with the unseen forces, who are all simply waiting to assist you.

Don’t believe they’re there? Oh! They’re there!!! As your inter-dimensional explorer, of this I can assure you. I have seen and talked with a great many of them; be it on powerful hallucinogenics, during breathwork or meditation, but also as a child when the veil was still thin. I’m telling you, they ARE there and you can either choose to believe and reap the assistance and many benefits that await you, or not. Your choice. Literally, it’s a choice you make. You get to choose. So make it.

How to communicate with these beings? You just do. It may be clumsy at first, but love doesn’t judge and that’s what they’re made of. It is their only desire to assist you. As they see it, any soul who’s chosen and been chosen to incarnate here is a warrior rockstar of the highest order, not to mention incredibly lucky. Like, one in a zillion kinda lucky!!! Do you know how many souls applied for the chance to be a human on this planet at this pivotal moment? The tickets weren’t cheap! And you’re paying in karma points. They are ready to assist you at any moment, it was a part of the package deal.

There is one catch and it’s an easy one to rectify: they need your permission. So, next time you’re needing assistance, try this: Go to a quiet place, close your eyes and breathe 10 breathes in and out, then speak inside of yourself and ask for assistance with the matter. Let them know the exact desired outcome, and most importantly the feeling you’re after. Hand over the entire situation, giving them permission to assist.

There is an exact art to wording and formulating wishes, but that’s for another entry. To learn more, a fantastic starting point would be one of my favorite books of all time The Twelve Conditions of a Miracle. One important Universal Law worth noting is the more people who will be positively affected by your wish, the more angelic power is assigned to it. Selfish wishes get bumped to the bottom, kinda like the police force in a dangerous neighborhood; they’re not too concerned with your neighbor’s music when people are getting shot.

My last piece of advice would be to end every prayer with this closing statement “Please allow these and even better things to happen in ways that are for the highest good of me and all concerned. So must it be!”. This is your umbrella insurance.

Good luck and may all your selfless wishes come true,

Hayley*

A LIST OF MY FAVORITE HEALERS

I’m often asked for recommendations of healers, body workers, acupuncturists, doctors, therapists, etc. Here it finally is, a list of all the people who keep me happy and healthy! Why? Because I love you and sharing is caring.

Health and Happiness for all,

Your Starr*

 

Dr Ron Benbassat

General/ Internist

(310) 888-2400

Beverly Hills

Everyone needs a good, basic, western medicine sometimes. If you break your arm, I don’t recommend going to the acupuncturist. I believe in a preventative approach, but I also believe in the balance of nature and science. This man, Ron, is one of my favorite human beings walking the planet. He’s hilariously funny, and he’ll also go to bat for you when stuff gets tough. I’ve had a scare or two and he made sure to personally call the busy specialist and get me in by the next day. That’s cause he has great relationships with people and other doctors, and THAT’S because he’s an awesome man and a pro. Need a general doctor, he’s your dude. 

 

Dr Jing 

Acupunture

(310) 826-5288

Santa Monica

Dr Jing is the best! She’s literally, THE BEST acupuncturist in LA. She’s Chinese, old school and hardcore. No non-sense with her! She won’t coddle you and sometimes her manner is considered harsh, but her results are real. She specializes in fertility and has helped at least 6 women I know get pregnant when there was no hope! I feel a big difference before and after my apps with her. 

 

 

Dr Canfield

Acupuncture and Cupping

jen.canfield@gmail.com

(310) 826-5288

Santa Monica

Is another amazing acupuncturist who once worked in Dr. Jing but recently started her own practice. She mixes her intuition and magic with the applied study of acupuncture and cupping. She bridges the worlds, if you will. She’s kind and gentle, you feel safe and know you’re in good hand with her. I recommend her often and she also takes insurance!!!

 

 

Karyn Keenan

Insurance

kkeenan@healthmarkets.com

(202) 549-4949

 

Speaking of insurance, I’m gonna give my mom a plug here. She sells health and life insurance in California and is really good at it! She’ll take the time to explain and help you navigate the very complex world of health care and walk you through the different options. She sells them all. The BEST is the plan she got me and a bunch of my friends on with a $7 copay!!!!! Acupuncture, blood work and prescriptions only $7!! Insanity. Open enrollment starts tmrw (ironically) and only lasts through January 21st, 2017. Contact her if you need insurance. She’s the shit…AND she’s MY mom! :)

 

 

 

Serge Gagnon

A Chiropractor (of sorts)

+1 (310) 430-5438

 

Oh Serge… SERGE…. SERGE is THE MAN!!!!!!! My bestie Tara always talked about this incredible, miracle skeletal worker, but I wasn’t interested in going to a chiropractor, as I’ve heard how bad it is for you too many times and not willing to chance it. One day my back hurt, badly, and I heard Tara’s voice in the back of my head and I gave it a shot and called him. One session was all it took. So I’ve since sent tons of people with major pains, and all of them have the same experience. He’s a miracle. What does he do? A ton of stuff but it’s all subtle and you leave thinking that nothing’s happened, until suddenly you realize the pain is gone. He’s the only one using this combo of techniques and I beg of him to teach others because the world can be healed, and this man has the answers. If you go to him, encourage him too please!!! He only comes to LA 1 week a month so books a month or 2 in advance.

 

Shane Snow

Body Worker/Massage

thepainhunter@gmail.com

(310) 482-0796

Shane is by far and wide the best body worker I’ve ever experienced. This isn’t a simple massage, this is serious work, both physical and spiritual. He intuitively knows just where to go to release anything you're holding back. Every time I'm with him I remember how important this work is, we have to move through our pains or they stagnate and become disease. He is also a magical man with so much to teach, my prediction is that he will move on and become a leader in this realm and no longer have the time for body work so get him while you can!!!

 

Kismet Salem

Energy Healer

kismetsalem@kismetsalem.com

I met Kismet through her husband who one day saw that I had a headache at the park and asked if I wanted a healing. 30 seconds later the headache was gone! I had to know his technique, and he explained it was his wife’s. I made an appointment with her and have never experienced anything like this to date. She goes through and cleanses your different energetic bodies, picking up on past lives and current situations. She sees things in colors and heals with them too. I have a gifted five people sessions with her and each report lasting affects from her work! Her smile and giggles are contagious! She is a rare kind of healer.

 

 

Jessica Gelson

Spiritual Therapist/Body worker

jessicagelson@yahoo.com

(310) 820-8982

This is my kind of therapy! She combines psychology with a healing practice. You spent half the time talking about what is up for you and the second half either moving through the energy or getting on the table and having her do bodywork. It addresses all sides of an issue. Sometimes I feel incredibly silly punching in the air and yelling at the top of my lungs, but I assure you it does the trick. If you're looking to really move some energy and aren't afraid, this is your woman! Major changes and shifts can occur.

 

Simon

Chinese Massage

+1 (212) 608-2212

New York, Chinatown

Gnarliest, most painful and exhilarating massage I’ve ever had. Hurts so bad you cry, literally, CRY. BUT SOOOOOOO DANG GOOD!

 

 

Belinda Bauer

Spiritual Therapist/Deeksha worker

belindab2@aol.com

(323) 935-0914

Though I haven't been to her in years, Belinda was an instrumental for my growth. I saw her once a week for many years and her spiritual take and no-nonsense approach are very effective. She's also a Deeksha worker and uses that practice to help you move through blocks, calming the mind and heart. 

 

 

Dr. Vahe Kosantian

Holistic Chiropractor

(626) 398-3073

I can't exactly tell you what Vahe does but it involves the reprogramming on an astral level. He can measure where you're at for muscle testing and works to correct and balances. He's located in Alta Dena, which is pretty far away, but I always felt shifted and spiritually realigned after our sessions

 

Ellen Heed

Sexologist

ellenheed@mac.com

1 (310) 398-3962

Ellen Heed is like the godmother of sexology and anatomy. When dealing with sexual issues either alone or with a partner, this woman understands the body, mind and soul on a level that I still don't quite get. She does deep tissue work to help heal and scarring and energetic blocks. She’s a little expensive, but the breakthroughs are worth every penny! 

 

Lou

Hydro Colonic Therapist 

(424) 744-3166

Santa Monica

 

Lou is an awesome woman and makes a very uncomfortable, awkward experience simple and straightforward. She’s super knowledgeable and has been doing it for quite some time. Won’t get graphic but you leave there feeling clean, clear and energized! 

 

 

Yaelle Saphir

NAET Allergy Clearing

(310) 666-4983

West Hollywood

I am a big believer in the NAET! It is a system of removing allergies. I attest to this firsthand, having been an incredibly allergic person most of my life. Dairy, gluten, yeast, everything gave me a reaction! The way it works is you hold a vile contains the allergy, you’re muscle tested to see how allergic you are, then she strategically press certain points along her spine and acupressure points on your body to reprogram your mind to no longer consider this particular food the enemy. Sounds crazy, but it works! Even my mom stopped getting migraines after 40 years.

 

 

Mark Schoofs

Psychic Block Remover

freemark1@juno.com

(707) 291-4565

Florida, but does phone sessions!

To the unaccustomed, this can seem like the most out there of them all! Mark Schoofs is incredibly good at removing psychic blocks. He lives in Florida but you can talk to him over the phone all the same. He works with the a Akashic records and your guides to clear and remove unwanted emotional and psychic blocks. That's all I can say! You’ll have to go with your gut with this one. 

 

 

Audra Garcia

Psychic Therapist

(303) 984-2915

audra@audragarcia.com

Phone sessions

Though she is considered a psychic, I think of her more as a psychic therapist. She doesn't tell you much about the future, although I'm sure she could, instead she focuses on the present and how to work through where you're at. When I'm having a hard time making a decision, And I have the wisdom to actually remember to, I called her for 30 minutes session and I always end up feeling clear on my next steps. I love this woman! What a gift she has.

 

 

Laura Stinchfield

Pet Psychic

http://thepetpsychic.com/

Phone sessions

Mock this all you want, but this woman is the real deal! I've called her twice with my previous dog and the things she knew were uncanny! It was also so fun to understand the inner workings of my animal’s mind and to be able to communicate with her. I let her know things that are bothering me about her behavior, and boy did Lexy do the same with me! I won't get into details here, but some of the things that she knew and revealed were out-of-this-world accurate!

 

 

 

Elaina Beam

Astrologer

elaina@starlightmuse.com

Deerfield, FL or Phone sessions

Most astrology just sounds the same to me! It kind of goes in one ear out the other. The gift this particular Astrologer has is her ability to speak and interpret it all in an understandable, digestable way. She really gets through to you and you in town you get excited about your stars! She basically translates the stars into our language.

 

Raj Srikantan

Vedic Astrology 

raj.srikantan@gmail.com

I've truly never experienced a more accurate reading then when I had my Vedic astrology done. It's expensive so it took me a couple months to come around to it, but this many-thousand-year-old study is so deep and specific and accurate that you'll think he must have sneakily researched your life on the internet or something. He knew exact months and times of different occasions in the past and guided me with a diet, gemology and so much more.